(Source: christinahendricks)

infinitenap:

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I’m sorry ma’am there was nothing we could do

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

(Source: pillory)

(Source: awkwardnigerian)

inseptica:

iou-a-colt:

steel-and-snow:

A photo of the rare dabadeedabatiger.

this rare species of tiger has the rare pigment “dabadeedabadie” derived from a blue world

scientists have proven that all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside

borles:

nancy jo, this is alexis neiers calling. i’m calling to let you know how disappointed i am in your story. there’s many things that i read in here that were false, like you saying that i wore sIX INCH LOUBOUTIN HEELS TO COURT WITH MY TWEED SKIRT, WHEN I WORE FOUR INCH LITTLE BROWN BB SHOES-

TWENTY NINE DOLLARS

EVERY TIME YOU FUCKING YELL I HAVE TO RE-RECORD IT

maccasmiz:

fulfillments:

living-the-band-life:

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

OMG

OMG LOOOOLLL I’M SO DONE

(Source: c0cainkeys)

"Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are."

(Source: jackiekeaki)

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.

In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.